Today in the teachers’ room, the school nurse was parading around with her blood pressure device. Naturally, everyone wanted to get measured!
So, when it was my turn, I rolled up my sleeve and got the little blood pressure sleeve pumped up. When the results came in, the nurse told me that it was a smidge low, but that it was probably normal for me.
“Do you like chocolate? Because you can eat more chocolate, drink more coffee, and have cognac every day. Maybe a glass of wine each night instead.”
“Maybe two glasses?” I joked.
“Sure! It’ll help!”
Best medial advice ever.